Look To the North

Ergh. Do you know HOW MANY BLOODY QUIZZES ON QUIZZILA DECLARE “Wanna cyber with me?”.

Gahhhhhhhhhh.

GET A LIFE, FREAKIN’ IDIOTS!!

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Heh. But seriously… what is the PURPOSE of cybering? How would that work? Honestly… a webcam? That’s camming. You can’t have sex over the internet, and that’s final. My characters agree with me too. I think I need to write a “Where my characters draw the line on morals” thing now, because of this… gahhhhhh… (bashes head) Sure, text can be a turn on, but really… gahhhhhhhhhhh… I want to get a howizer.

[random] Does cybering make you lose your virginity? Snrk. [/random]

I guess I need a catagory for annoyed rants too.

EDIT:

Oh, how I’m resisting the temptation to make a quiz, dub it “I CAN WRITE A HOTTER SEX STORY THAN YOU!” And put the result as “But I won’t, because I have morals”. I salute the people who do things like that… (sighs) So few have morals. I hardly have to scan the list of stuff and see how many uses of the F word, etc…

And, the thing is, I could write a hotter sex story than they could. Because I can actually WRITE, darnit! (decides to start reporting mislabled stories and stuff) I DON’T WANT TO READ THAT ****. (censored because I’m mad enough to swear… whee… seriously.) I know I CAN write, and I can write emotionally. I choose NOT to because I’m not a horny teenager with no better purpose in life than to write smut quizzes pleading with other horny people to share naked pictures with me.

I appologize for the amount of rants on this topic, but I have accidently run into so much HORRIBLE crap online that it HURTS. (waves around pointy things) I want to huuuuuurt them….

Just for reference, this was spawned by someone making a poll that WAS NOT rated mature (that brings up a warning thinger) declaring all sorts of things they’d stuck up their female body parts. (very odd face) It wasn’t explicit so much as strange. (bashes head against keyboard) CAR KEYS, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD?! AND YOU’RE PROUD OF THAT?~?~?~?~?~?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!

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> 1. We’re not as perverted as you think we all are.
>
>
>
>
> 2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a
> LOSER.
>
>
>
> 3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes
> too.
>
>
> 4. Don’t argue with us when we call you beautiful.
>
>
>
>
> 5. Don’t treat us like crap, what goes around comes
> around.
>
>
>
>
> 6. We know you’re pretty, that’s one of the reason’s
> we’re going out
> with you.
>
>
>
> 7. Don’t go into detail about your period. It scares
> us.
>
>
>
>
> 8. If you have cramps and we ask you what’s wrong,
> just tell us it’s
> that time of the month and nothing more.
>
>
> 9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us
> think that our
> mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.
>
>
>
>
> 10. We never shave our legs. So get over it.
>
>
>
>
> 11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It’s
> just
> wrong…………
>
>
>
>
> 12. Don’t make bets about us, because one of your
> friends will tell
> us, if you don’t.
>
>
>
>
> 13. When we tell you that you’re not fat, believe us.
>
>
> 14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet
> Boys, *NSYNC, 98
> Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that
> matter.
>
>
>
> 15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the
> time, but at least
> we can stand up and go pee.
>
>
>
>
> 16. Just cause you think you’re always right,
> doesn’t mean that you
> don’t have to apologize when you do something “wrong.”
>
>
>
> 17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for
> you, but it would be
> nice if you did the same every once in a while. We
> like to know that
> you love us.
>
>
>
>
> 18. We can’t always be spontaneous, so try to help
> us make the plans
> sometimes.
>
>
>
>
> 19. Don’t ask us to beat up another guy for you,
> cause you might get
> what you wish for.
>
> 20. Never kick us in the nuts “just to see what we
> would say”. That’s
> just mean.
>
>
> 21. Never pretend like you are going to break up
> with us and laugh
> when we believe you.
>
>
>
>
> 22. Pamela Anderson’s boobs aren’t fake anymore, but
> we like yours
> better anyway.
>
>
>
>
> 23. Size doesn’t matter, except to idiots who don’t
> want a
> relationship.
>
>
>
>
> 24. PMS is not an excuse.
>
>
>
>
> 25. If you want us to put the seat down when we’re
> done, you should
> put it up when you’re done.
>
>
>
>
> 26………… Don’t tell us how cute your
> ex-boyfriend was. That
> doesn’t turn us on.
>
>
>
>
> 27. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is
> through his
> stomach….. and maybe….oh nevermind.
>
>
>
>
> 28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be
> that comfy with your
> friends, but to us it’s just wrong.
>
> 29. We always notice how funny it is after your rip
> out our heart,
> stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.
>
>
> 30. And last but not least: We know you’re not
> always right, but we’ll
> pretend like you are anyway.

I found it facinating, really. (Shrugs) Yeah. I suppose I should make a catagory for forwards if I post anymore…