Thank you for your very INTELLEGENT comments on my “Early attempts to write Elachi” story. I am certain that you are not a machine, as a machine cannot bypass the security of my blog’s put in this snazzy number comments, and at any rate, there was a difference of 8 minutes between your two comments.
What I wonder is what drove you to totally repeat the first half of your review, only editing the bottom halves.
What I also wonder is were you aware of the fact that that was a brief fictional blurb I wrote for the sole sake of my amusement?
And, finally, is English your first language? I have no idea how you found my blog, let alone that post, and guess it must have been through google or something of the like. Aha. I see it was. You, from google.dk, searched Elachi. Damn, and my post came up on page SIX. Sweet!!
Oh, wow, and Elachi’s an Earthling name too, no less. That’s just… weird.
I guess you must have noticed on the second comment you made that I was writing science-fiction, as you cheerfully condemmed me by announcing God doesn’t like science-fiction. Yup. Ariane’s not human. OMG, I’M GOING TO DIE NOW BY GETTING STRUCK BY LIGHTING! ARGH! (sighs) No. Not true. But I’m not going to rant about religion, here and now…
Dane. You’re Danish, then? Denmark. All right, that explains the google.dk…
I’m, uh, glad you love Elachi, but I really do hope that he’s just a fictional character who can’t possibly exist. You know, otherwise I’d be happy to matchmake the two of you. I’ve always thought his character needed a better girlfriend than Ariane, and what better than one who speaks Engrish and thinks some pain can be good (true enough), and that you should smile with anger as a memory. (well, Elachi’s physically unable to smile, I think, but you know.)
I would like to know, though. How can you let the shine on me? I mean, what’s a the? Or is it the fancy space? And, also, what’s a balachner. I REALLY want to know what a balachner is, but google can’t find anything.
I don’t think I want to see your eye, if it can take another shape, but… yeah. Thanks for the comment, I think it made my day… er… please keep in mind that this is a personal blog for random fiction? I’m not Elachi. What you read was a post to make fun of Elachi, mostly. Elachi Kyrie is a fictional character, not Charles Elachi, the doctor person you were PROBABLY searching for. I’m actually a 17 year old Christian Canadian girl by the name of (generally online) Tiana.
But I was happy that you weren’t a random flamer.
<3,
-Tiana
