I feel very sorry for your severe sight problems. If I knew who you were, I would start up a collection immediately to get the money for your parents to afford eyeglasses for you, or even surgery, as evidently your ocular abilities are severely lacking. I shall add you to my prayers in steady hopes that your sight and literary abilities shall begin to improve at once.

Though I do salute you on one thing: you are the very first flamer I have had that has flamed me in proper English, proper grammar, and (gah), you even capitalized I. I love you. Will you marry me (once you’ve gotten glasses)?

<3,
Tiana

(In response to comment on “I wrote this. Bad, eh?” by anonymous)